|Music by||Phillip Namanworth|
|Lyrics by||Barbara Bottner|
"The No Song" is sung when Oscar the Grouch asks Farley to help him get ready for his nephew's visit. Timothy Grouch is used to getting his own way, & his uncle doesn't want him to be spoiled. So Farley sings about a number of things that Timothy might ask his uncle, all of which Oscar replies to as "no".