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Written by Jeff Moss
Date 1970
Publisher Festival Attractions, Inc.
The Grouch Song
The Grouch Song Single

"The GROUCH Song" is a song that OSCAR THE GROUCH sings to let someone know that they would make a beautiful GROUCH.

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Lyrics

If ya wake up in the mornin' mean & grumpy
& ya frown at everybody that ya see
& if ya like your oatmeal nice & cold & lumpy
Then you're a Grouch like ME

If ya love it when it's wet & cold & raining
& the music that you like is all off key
If you're happiest whenever you're complaining
Then you're a Grouch like ME

If ya hate it when your Grandma kisses you
Ya know what? Well ME, too!
If ya love to see a GARBAGE truck roll by
Ya know what? So do I!

& if ya think a great big pile of TRASH is pretty
& that ice cream is yucchy as can be
If you can't stand a cuddly little kitty
Then you're a GROUCH like ME

(Spoken with music still playing)

Ya know you're a GROUCH if ya hate to smile & ya don't like anybody
else to smile either. & if ya love to see a truck splash MUD all over
somebody's clean clothes, heh-heh-heh, you just might be a GROUCH!

& if ya think a great big pile of TRASH is pretty
& that ice cream is yucchy as can be
If you can't stand a cuddly little kitty
& ya'd like to chase her up the nearest tree
Then you can be pretty sure that you're a GROUCH like ME!

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